Gorilla Capture
As he was quietly watching television at home, a chap hears a sound on...
If Thinking Machines made toasters…
If Thinking Machines made toasters…You would be able to toast 64,000 thousand pieces of...
A dilemma
When someone asks you, “A penny for your thoughts”,and you put your two cents...
Do you know why single women cannot fart?
Do you know why single women can’t fart? Because, they don’t get assholes untill...
Call In Sick…
Bob calls in to his job:”Hey, boss I’m not coming to work today. I’m...
Dead Ringer, Part II
With the hunchback still dead, and his no-armed replacement still dead, the church leader...
Attorney questioning
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...
Who needs women
A man walks into the bar and orders 2 shots of whiskey and the...
What do you get when you cross a Jehovah Witness and an atheist?
What do you get when you cross a Jehovah’s Witness and an atheist?Someone who...
Gates and Lightbulb
Q: How many Bill Gateses does it take to change the lightbulb?? A: None....