Chicken and the Egg
So, the chicken and the egg were in bed, the chicken is sitting up,...
When it’s raining cats and dogs!
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Pillsbury Doughboy Dead at 71!
Veteran Pillsbury spokesman Pop N. Fresh died yesterday of a severe yeastinfection.He was 71.Fresh...
Polish Dogs
Q: Why do Polish dogs have flat noses?A: From chasing parked cars.
Ponytails
Q: Why do blondes put their hair in ponytails?A: To cover up the valve...
Low Sperm Count
A 70 year old man went to his doctor’s office to get a sperm...
Something Fishy
One day, this woman went to a bait shop to get her husband a...
The little puppy
One day there was a little puppy dog laying beside one of the rails...
Mother-in-law: I baked two kinds of cookies today…
Mother-in-law: I baked two kinds of cookies today. Would you like to takeyour pick?Son-in-law:...
How many men does it take to pop popcorn?
How many men does it take to pop popcorn? Three. One to hold the...