Looking forward to old age.
There were three elderly men sitting in wheelchairs on the porch one sunny afternoon....
Got Any Grapes?
A ducks walks into a bar and asks, “Got any grapes?” The bartender, confused,...
Johnny, give me a sentence starting with…
Teacher: Johnny, give me a sentence starting with “I”.Little Johnny: I is…Teacher: No, Little...
The Trade
A Canadian is walking down the street with a case of beer under hisarm....
Honesty is the best policy
A very very rich gentleman dies,leaving his fortune to his only living friends, a...
First Aid Course
When a car skidded on wet pavement and struck a telephone pole, severalbystanders ran...
What is the difference between a English actuary and…
What is the difference between a English actuary and a Sicilian actuary?An English actuary...
Short gender jokes
|Women are like guns, keep one around long enough and your going to want...
I HAD A BAD DAY
I HAD A BAD DAY It was getting a little crowded in Heaven, so...
yo mamas so stupid…gumball
Yo mamas so stupid she put a quarter in a parking meter and waited...