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When shouldn’t a mountain climber call for help?
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Bell Labs Proves Existence of Dark Suckers
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The Diagnosis!
There was this woman who was desperate to meet a companion.She went to single...
A drill instructor at Airborne school was…
A drill instructor at Airborne school was lecturing a groupof new troops on making...
Yo mamma’s so stupid…
Yo mamma’s so stupid, she put a quarter in a parking meter and said...
Black minister…
What do u call a black priest?Holy shit!!
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