Building the Ark
And the Lord spoke to Noah and said: “In six months I’m going to...
What do you get…
What do you get when you cross a penis and a potato?A DICTATOR!!
Pilot to tower…
Pilot to tower . . . pilot to tower . . . I am...
What has four asses?
What has four asses?Eight half assed politicians.
Lollihops!
|What’s a toads favorite sweet?Lollihops!
When the boy started Kindergarten, the teacher…
When the boy started Kindergarten, the teacher asked all the children to give their...
Europe English
|The European Commission has just announced an agreement whereby English will be the official...
Who’s God?
Interns think of God, residents pray to God, doctors talk to God, nurses ARE...
Feel Better
Mary was having a tough day and had stretched herself out on the couch...
Marriage Quotes
My wife and I were happy for twenty years. Then we met. Rodney Dangerfield...