Mom, I’m pregnant!
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Trouble sleeping
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EMT response times.
Three paramedics were boasting about improvements in their respective ambulance team?s response times. ?Since...
It Only Hurt When…
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Beware of IRS
The local bar was so sure that its bartender was the strongest man around...
On the Menu today!
A guy walks into a pub and sees a sign hanging over the bar...
What makes a man think he is so great?
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Blonde quickies 161-180
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Don’t arrest the judge
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In-class Assignment for Wednesday
This assignment was actually turned in by two English students:—————————————————————-Rebecca and Gary English 44ASMUCreative...