Mice cubes!
|What did Tom get when he locked Jerry in the freezer?Mice cubes!
Affairs With Men
Q: Did you hear about the blonde lesbian?A: She kept having affairs with men!
When I was in jr. high, all I wanted was a girl with big breasts…
When I was in jr. high, all I wanted was a girl with big...
A big-game hunter went on safari with his wife…
A big-game hunter went on safari with his wife and mother-in- law. One evening,...
Join A Club
The Yoko Club? – Oh no.The German philosophy club? – I. Kant.The Ford-Nixon club?...
You’re back again?
|The Judge said to the defendant. “I thought I told you I never wanted...
GOD will save me
GOD will save me The police were going door to door warning everyone to...
Low self-esteem
|A guy had been feeling down for so long that he finally decided to...
Filling in for St. Peter
A famous professor of surgery died and went to heaven. At the pearly gate...
Little Johnny at School.
The teacher says, “Children, today I will ask each of you to come to...