Accidents
Q: What did the blonde do when she heard that 90% of accidents occur...
That’s not fair!
Sven and Ole worked together and were both laid off, so off they went...
Genie and Mother-in-law
A man finds a lamp and decides to rub the dust off. Then, you...
yo mammas breath…
yo mammas breath so nasty that when she burps her teeth have to duck
Choo-Choo!
Why are Blondes like railroad tracks?Because they are famous for getting laid all over...
Two Italian construction workers…
Two Italian construction workers were in the field on anextremely hot day working.. the...
Slide Under The Table
A man and a woman were having dinner in a fine restaurant. Their waitress,...
Questions and Answers!
Q: What’s the difference between a bad golfer and a bad skydiver? A: A...
bear and a rabbit
A bear is chasing a rabbit through a forest. They find a bottle and...
Escaped Prisoner
A man escapes from a prison where he had been kept for 15 years.As...