Nearly Fatal Clock
A wife complains, “A wall clock almost killed my mother-in-law today. It fell only...
Sex on Sabbath
A man wonders if having sex on the Sabbath is a sin because he...
Italian, Black, and a Jew
Three best friends are at the corner bar on a Friday night as usual....
Employee evaluations.
Quotes taken from actual employee evaluations:1. “Since my last report, this employee has reached...
How many flies does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
Q. How many flies does it take to screw in a lightbulb?A. Two. But...
Grandma’s strudel
An old man is lying on his deathbed with all his children, grandchildren and...
What do you get when you breed a Bulldog and a Shitzu together?
Q: What do you get when you breed a Bulldog and a Shitzu together?A:...
One day the teacher decides to play an animal game…
One day the teacher decides to play an animal game. She holds up a...
Encyclopedias for sale
For sale by Owner: Complete set of Encyclopedia Britannica. 45 volumes. Excellent condition. $1,000.00...
Getting The Story Straight
When a man in Macon, Georgia came upon a wild dog attacking a young...