Elephant jokes 01
|What time is it when an elephant sits on the fence?Time to fix the...
I only ordered a double
|I walked into a bar the other day and ordered a double.The bartender brought...
Who Is Braver?
Three generals, one from the Army, another from the Marines, and a third from...
Why does Mary Lou Retton smile so much?
Q. Why does Mary Lou Retton smile so much?A. Because she found out what...
What do you say to a girl with two black eyes?
Q: What do you say to a girl with two black eyes?A: Nothing, you...
Cement
Q: What do u have when their is a lawyer up to his neck...
A gent spots a nice looking gal in a bar…
A gent spots a nice looking gal in a bar goes upand starts small...
A married man thought he would give his wife a birthday surprise…
A married man thought he would give his wife a birthdaysurprise by buying her...
Lady Di is welcomed at the Pearly Gates by St. Peter…
Lady Di is welcomed at the Pearly Gates by St. Peter. Peter asks: “Oh...
Bathroom Joke
Q. If you’re American in the kitchen, what are you in the bathroom?A. European.