Will I live any longer?
|Patient: Doctor, if I give up wine, women, and song, will I live longer?Doctor:...
Did you see that?
|Two guys are out hunting deer. The first guy says, “Did you see that?”"No,”...
Can’t take it with you
Four life-long friends, a doctor, lawyer, professor, and a businessman, belonging to the same...
Toilet
Toilet TrickHey, this party was on April Fool’s Day, so anything goes, right? Anyway,...
Weill and Mahoney had started with only five hundred dollars…
Weill and Mahoney had started with only five hundred dollars between them, but they...
A man is in a hospital bed completly wrapped up…
A man is in a hospital bed completly wrapped up in a body cast.One...
Humor about Leprechauns
|An aging man lived alone in Ireland. His only son was in Long Kesh...
Pick-Up Lines Galore!
I wish you were a door so I could bang you all day long.(Lick...
George Costanza’s Tips for Working Hard VI
Appear to Work Late. Always leave the office late,especially when the boss is still...
Building the Ark
And the Lord spoke to Noah and said: “In six months I’m going to...