Lightbulbs and PMS!
Q: How many women with PMS does it take to screw in a light...
Guy goes to hell and is met by the devil…
Guy goes to hell and is met by the devil, who explains that the...
Love the Dentist Quote
I love to go to the dentist. A man in white hovering over me...
Tiger Woods vs. Stevie Wonder!
At a celebrity party, Stevie Wonder meets golf champ Tiger Woods and mentions that...
An old man was critically ill…
An old man was critically ill. Feeling that death was near, he called his...
What men would do if they had a vagina for a day
10. Immediately go shopping for zucchini and cucumbers. 9. Squat over a hand-held mirror...
Earmuffs
Why do blondes wear earmuffs? To avoid the draft.
The angry preacher…
The angry preacher…The preacher rose with a red face. “Someone in this congregation has...
Quotes from stupid 02
These are supposedly actual quotes taken from around the world. “That race was all...
Hidden in the Attic!
This elderly Italian guy goes to his parish priest and asked if he would...