What is the oldest profession?
|A physician, an engineer, and an attorney were discussing who among them belonged to...
The Feline Diet
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How many blondes does it take to make chocolate-chip cookies?
How many blondes does it take to make chocolate-chip cookies?Three…one to mix the batter...
Early Birds
Very early one morning two birds are sitting at the side of a largepuddle...
Signs Your Car Might Be A Lemon
Motor Trend never mentioned a “Chevrolet Caca.” Manufactured in Zchkynk, Crzyktjkystan. Passenger-side “airbag” is...
Phone keeps ringing
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...
If She Married Him, She’d Be…
If Yoko Ono married Sonny Bono, she’d be Yoko Ono Bono.If Dolly Parton married...
A teacher was working with a group of underprivileged children…
A teacher was working with a group of underprivileged children,trying to broaden their horizons...
Bush as a post turtle
While suturing a laceration on the hand of a 90 year old man (he...
A lady was in a hardware store looking at…
A lady was in a hardware store looking at a fishing poles. She asked...