Is there a mouse in the house?
|Is there a mouse in the house?No, but there’s a moose on the loose!
Naughty, Naughty
One day a man came home from work to find his wife crying hysterically...
Diff Between Bar and Clitoris
What’s the difference between a bar and a clitoris?Most men have no trouble finding...
Get Me Another Lawyer
Defendant: Your Honor, I want you to appoint me another lawyer.Judge: And why is...
A husband emerged from the bathroom naked and…
A husband emerged from the bathroom naked andwas climbing into bed when his wife...
I love my wife
If your wife comes out of the kitchen and starts complaining, whatdoes that mean?Her...
Football try-outs.
Q: Why didn’t the monster make the football team?A: Because he threw like a...
An unfortunate situation
A lovely young Jewish girl was employed by a clothing firm in NewYork.She and...
HoHoHo
Did you hear about the dyslexic devil-worshipper?He sold his soul to Santa!
New Suit
The widow takes a look at her dear departed one right before the funeral...