So She Would Love You
Man says to God, “God, why did you make woman so beautiful?” God says,...
Wheel of disfortune
Your momma so stupid that when she goes on wheel of fortune she buysa...
Noisy stuff
Radar: “Flight 1234, for noise abatement turn right 45 degrees.”Pilot: “Roger, but we are...
Popular guy
Who is the most popular guy at the nudist colony? The guy who can...
Why Engineers Don’t Write Recipe Books
|Chocolate Chip Cookies:Ingredients:1. 532.35 cm3 gluten2. 4.9 cm3 NaHCO33. 4.9 cm3 refined halite4. 236.6...
Black Eye
Scoutmaster: Tenderfoot, how did you get that black eye?Tenderfoot: Sir, I was hit by...
Email Like Penis
WHY E-MAIL IS LIKE A PENISSome folks have it, some don’t. Those who have...
What did Mr. Spock find in the toilet?
What did Mr. Spock find in the toilet? The Captain’s log.
Think You’re A Man?
Man is the king of his castle A king is a ruler A ruler...
During an Army war game…
During an Army war game, a commanding officer’sjeep got stuck in the mud. The...