Dumb Part
What’s the dumbest part of a man’s body?His penis. It has a head without...
Plastic Wrap
This cazy guy walks into an insane asylum wearing nothing but plastic wrap as...
How can you tell if you are at a bulemic bachelor party?
How can you tell if you’re at a bulemic bachelor party? The cake jumps...
Mistakes
Why did God create men first? Because we learn from mistakes.
Tell the whole truth
|`You seem to be in some distress,’ said the kindly judge to the witness....
How many TV evangelists does it take to change a light bulb?
How many TV evangelists does it take to change a light bulb?One, but for...
What did the Jewish pedophile ask the little girl?
What did the Jewish pedophile ask the little girl? – “Hey, little girl, you...
If She Married Him, She’d Be…
If Yoko Ono married Sonny Bono, she’d be Yoko Ono Bono.If Dolly Parton married...
What is the difference between a lawyer and a trampoline?
What’s the difference between a lawyer and atrampoline?You should take your workboots off beforeyou...