Subjects for a date
|A boy is about to go on his first date, and is nervous about...
No change
Husband, upon meeting ex- after two years of separation:”Listen honey, why don’t we have...
A Tool
A dentist friend of mine had a T-shirt which said on the front:Let me...
Your Momma
Your mom is so stupid she tried to wake up a sleeping bag.
Knock Knock Jokes 6
Knock Knock Who’s there? Aladdin! Aladdin who? Aladdin the street wants a word with...
The Parrots
A woman had two female parrots who were always yelling, “We’re prostitutes, wanna have...
Kidneys for Brains
The teacher asked her students if anyone knew the answer to 2+2, they had...
Things You Don’t Want Your System Admin To Say
Things You Don’t Want Your Sysadmin To Say1. Uh-oh…2. Oh S***!3. What the heck?!?4....
Bull free in Tokoyo
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...
Doctor Sex
This chick walks into a doctor’s office and the nurse tells her to take...