A lawyer and the pope were both killed in an accident…
A lawyer and the pope were both killed in an accident.The two were in...
Why do some people take an instant aversion to banjo players?
Q: Why do some people take an instant aversion to banjo players?A: It saves...
Heaven playing sports
|St. Peter and Satan were having an argument one day about baseball. Satan proposed...
A bet made at the local bar
|A man walks into a bar, and as he makes his way to the...
Keeps Her Youth
How does an older woman keep her youth?By giving him money!
Honeymoon II
The newlyweds had decided to take Amtrak’s “Car Train” to Florida, so they would...
The chicken/road across history.
Why did the chicken cross the road?:JERRY FALWELL: Because the chicken was gay! Isn’t...
Anagrammar!
George Bush: When you rearrange the letters: He Bugs GoreDormitory: When you rearrange the...
Kind of awkward
A guy goes to a girl’s house for the first time and she shows...
Doctor’s Notes 6
I was caring for a woman and asked, “So how’s your breakfast this morning?”...