The Perfect Worker
The Perfect Worker1 Bob Smith, my assistant programmer, can always be found2 hard at...
The Name Game
If Kitty Carlisle married Conway Twitty, she’d be Kitty Twitty.If Yoko Ono married Sonny...
A lady with a…
A lady with a large flowery hat was stopped at the church door by...
Bosses versus workers
|When I take a long time, I am slow.When my boss takes a long...
Centipede
One day the big animals and the little animals decided to have a football...
What is Green, Slimy…
What is Green, Slimy, and Smells like Pork?Kermit’s Dick
Did you take the patient’s temperature?
|Doctor: Did you take the patient’s temperature?Nurse: No. Is it missing?
Business is business
A young Jewish boy starts attending public school in a smalltown. The teacher of...
Whats a blondes favorite surgery?
Whats a blonde’s favorite surgery?A Slipodictomy.
Drunk Cheerleader
Michael Irvin was complaining to Calvin Williams about his first trip to the Super...