Did you take the patient’s temperature?
|Doctor: Did you take the patient’s temperature?Nurse: No. Is it missing?
The transfer
The boss of a large company says to his protege : ” I’m transferring...
Long list of annoyances!
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Brunette’s Mating Call
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Hellen Keller
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The snake and the new glasses
A old snake goes to see his Doctor.”Doc, I need something for my eyes…can’t...
It had taken him several months, but the executive…
It had taken him several months, but the executive vice presidenthad finally persuaded his...
It’s not a big deal, but it feels good
A man comes home from work one day and he says to his wife:...
An economist’s speech
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