yo momma’s SO fat….
yo momma’s so fat she sat on a quarter and a booger popped out...
The World’s Worst Joke!
…’Well, it wasn’t that tragic. Soon after that, I started seeing another man who...
Whats worse than shit on Olivia Newton Johns face?
Whats worse than shit on Olivia Newton Johns face?Cum on Eileen.
Safe sex
A teenage boy and his grandfather go fishing one day. Whilefishing, the old man...
Police Officer
A man driving on the highway is pulled up by a police officer on...
snap, crackle and pop
|What goes “snap, crackle and pop”?A firefly with a short circuit!
Kidneys for Brains
The teacher asked her students if anyone knew the answer to 2+2, they had...
The results of the X-ray
|Patient: Doctor, what does the X-ray of my head show?Doctor: Absolutely nothing!
Cinderella
Why did the baseball coach throw Cinderella off the team?Because she ran away from...
Two senior couples are walking along, wives in front…
Two senior couples are walking along, wives in front, husbands inback. Herb says to...