Vern, are you going to take your wife Alice…
Friend: Vern, are you going to take your wife Alice on your next cruise?Vern:...
In good hands?
All the good knights were leaving for the Crusades.One knight told his best friend...
The seven kinds of passionate women
The seven kinds of passionate women 1.The Optimist – “Yes! Yes! Yes!” 2.The Pessimist...
Perfectly normal
“I’m in love with my horse,” the nervous man told his psychiatrist. “Nothing to...
Set up hidden cameras
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...
Tell On You Too!
I heard a story of a woman going into a bank with her son...
About last night
After the annual office Christmas party blow-out, John woke up with a pounding headache,...
Operating systems as beers
|DOS Beer — Requires you to use your own can opener, and requires you...
Great Female Comebacks
Man: “Haven’t we met before?”Woman: “Yes, I’m the receptionist at the VD Clinic.”Man: “Haven’t...
New Language Courses Ameirca
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