A Train and a Teacher?
What’s the difference between a Train and Teacher?A train says, “Chew, Chew!” and a...
Cheap Date
Worried that his son was spending too much money on dates, Little Johnny’s Father...
Gay Basher
Q: What’s the difference between a faggot and a queer?A: A faggot won’t go...
Corporal Conroy needed to use a pay phone…
Corporal Conroy needed to use a pay phone, but didn’t havechange for a dollar....
A kid at a sleep-away camp wrote home…
A kid at a sleep-away camp wrote home,”Please send me some food. All they...
This old man!
A grizzled old man was eating in a truck stop when three Hell’s Angels...
How to give your Cat a Pill.
1. Pick cat up and cradle it in the crook of your left arm...
Real news headlines 07
These are actual newspaper headlines gathered from papers across the country. Whatever Their motives,...
Hick computer terms
|Log On: Makin’ the wood stove hotter.Log Off: Don’t add no wood.Monitor: Keepin’ an...
A little turtle begins to climb a tree slowly…
A little turtle begins to climb a tree slowly. After long hours of effort,...