Light bulb lawyers
|Q: How many lawyers does it take to change a light bulb?A0: Three; one...
The Procrastinator’s Creed.
1. I believe that if anything is worth doing, it would have been done...
The best book on elephants
The UN sponsored a competition on which nation can produce the best bookon elephants.The...
Santa’s Wife
|Q: What does Santa call his wife at tax time?A: A dependent Claus.
Sleeping like a baby.
While the U.S. stock market was at an all time high, the ups and...
Calf Value
A motorist driving by a Texas ranch hit and killed a calf that was...
BIG Trouble!
A couple had two little boys, ages 8 and 10, who were excessively mischievous....
Why do Scottsmen wear kilts?
Why do Scottsmen wear kilts?The sound of the zipper scares the sheep.Sent by Lou
The Priest
Q: Why did the Priest go to Walmart?A: He wanted to get boys pants...
Lots of Wit and Wisdom.
“I just broke up with someone and the last thing she said to me...