Psychiatric Christmas Carols
Schizophrenia — Do You Hear What I Hear?Multiple Personality — We Three Queens Disoriented...
Chasing
A guy was driving his car at the speed of 80 mph when he...
Do Elephants Ever Forget?
Q: Does an elephant ever forget?A: Only if you loan him money.
New Treasury Bonds
The U.S. Treasury has just announced that it will sell three new types of...
Inseparable
We have a young married couple in the neighborhood who are truly inseparable. Last...
Excuse for speeding
|A cop pulls a car over on the highway for speeding. When he asks...
Suffering From Dilutions
Peter and Jim were partners in a profitable painting-contracting business. Unfortunately, they weren’t entirely...
Good Sneeze!
Patient: Doctor, ya gotta help me. Every time I sneeze, I have an orgasm....
Football try-outs.
Q: Why didn’t the monster make the football team?A: Because he threw like a...
A fly in my beer!
One day an Englishman, an American, and a Canadian walked into a pubtogether. The...