Bad news
A mortician was working late one night. It was his job to examine the...
Wood
Q: What kind of wood does not float?A: Natalie Wood!
A rabbi said to a precocious six-year-old boy…
A rabbi said to a precocious six-year-old boy: “So your mother saysyour prayers for...
Two Dogs….
The young Indian boy had spent most of his life in a quandry… He...
Scared half to death
What happens if you get scared half to death twice?
Sweet, Sweet Road Rage
An elderly lady was stopped to pull into a parking space when a youngman...
What is a Jewish American Princesses idea of kinky sex?
What’s a Jewish American Princess’s idea of kinky sex? She moves.
George Costanza’s Tips for Working Hard II
Use computers to look busy. Any time you use a computer,it looks like “work”...
Lawyers
A man calls his lawyers office. When the receptionist answers the phone he asks...
Can I take his place?
|An attorney telephoned the governor just after midnight, insisting that he talk to him...