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Scientists Decode the First Message From an Alien Civilization
Scientists Decode the First Message From an Alien Civilization… Simply send 6 x 10^50...
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These are supposedly actual signs that have appeared at various locations. Sign in a...
Doing the right thing
Son : Mom, when I was on the bus with Dad this morning, he...
Blonde and Pizza
A blonde ordered a pizza and the clerk asked if he should cut it...
Cartwheeling Blondes
What goes blonde, brunette, blonde, brunette, blonde, brunette?A blonde doing cartwheels!
Bad News, Good News, Great News
The day after a man lost his wife in a scuba diving accident, he...
Bart Simpson’s Chalkboard Archive
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|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...
Some very common traits in two drunks
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