What do chain saws and monkeys have in common?
What do chain saws and monkeys have in common?They both fuck up trees!
What did the German clockmaker say to the clock…
What did the German clockmaker say to the clock that only went ‘tick, tick,tick’?'Ve...
What Appointment?
One night, as a couple lay down for bed, the husband gently taps his...
Ideal Drinking Age
AGE DRINK 17 beer 25 beer 35 vodka 48 double vodka 66 Maalox
What do men and pantyhose have in common?
Q: What do men and pantyhose have in common?A: They either cling, run or...
Custer’s Last Thoughts
The curator of an art gallery asked an artist for a painting depicting General...
Chasing
A guy was driving his car at the speed of 80 mph when he...
Black and White, and Red all over?
What is Black and White, and Red all over?Answer: A Skunk with a diaper...
Catch the Phrase
The following phrase:PRESIDENT CLINTON OF THE USA can be rearranged (with no lettersleft over,...
Polish Pickup Truck
Did you hear about the terrible automobile accident last night?A polish family on vacation...