36 things you’ll never hear from a Redneck!
36 things you’ll never hear from a Redneck…1. “I’ll take Shakespeare for 1000, Alex”2....
Longest word
What’s the longest word? Smiles! Why? Because it has a mile in it!
The Bar Basement
Three men walk into a bar and the barman says, ”If you can sit...
If your wife comes out of the kitchen to whine at you…
If your wife comes out of the kitchen to whine at you,what have you...
Reptiles!
|What kind of tiles can’t you stick on walls?Reptiles!
Father! Father! An old man on crutches walked up…
“Father! Father! An old man on crutches walked up to the holy water a...
A blond walks into a bar…
A blond walks into a bar. Ouch!
Have you ever tried worm pie?
|What’s the difference between a worm and an apple?Have you ever tried worm pie?
Save the country
A woman shows up at the white house in a trench coat and scarf...
What do you do when an epilectic takes a bath?
What do you do when an epilectic takes a bath? Throw in your laundry.