Now thats lazy!
My son is so lazy he hates emptying the trash in the recycle bin...
Interpreting Coporate Titles…
The real interpretation of corportate titles:CHAIRMAN OF THE BOARD: Leaps tall building in a...
Outrageous Flirting Lines
You can’t be real. May I pinch you to see if I’m dreaming?Hey, didn’t...
Zoo Closed In Warsaw
I heard they closed the zoo in Warsaw. The duck died.
2 Wonderful Hours
Did you hear about the fellow that was talking to his buddy, when he...
During an Army war game…
During an Army war game, a commanding officer’sjeep got stuck in the mud. The...
Affluance
A rich society lady was being driven home in the rain when her Rolls...
Sightings Of Sharp Individuals
Sighting #1:I was busy writing some computer program for one of my classes and...
Understanding Your Paycheck
Understanding Your PaycheckGROSS PAY: $1222.02INCOME TAX OUTGO TAX STATE TAX INTERSTATE TAX COUNTY TAX...
A Mexican joke
Why did God give Mexicans a nose?So they’d have something to pick in the...