Jumping on the bed
Q: How do you stop a black kid from jumping on the bed?A: Put...
10 things to never say to a naked man…
Uh…top 10 things not to say to a naked man:10: Awww…that’s cute9. Well, at...
The Top Bad Excuses For Speeding
“This is my tryout for Nascar.” “I’ve got to get back to Amish Country...
Excerpts from the rural life
A farmer goes out one day and buys a brand new stud rooster for...
Majority rules
So it seems that these four rabbis had a series of theological arguments, and...
Things You’ll Never Hear A Dad Say
Well, how ’bout that?…I’m lost! Looks like we’ll have to stop and ask for...
The Politically Correct Country Club
Did you hear about the local country club that was determined to be politcally...
Bus Full of Politicians
A bus filled with politicians was driving through the countryside one day, on the...
Stand up nuts!
The recreational director of a mental hospital wanted to take a wellbehaved group of...
Change my mind
The church was conducting its annual fund drive. One member of the congregation said,...