Painful Screams
Dentist begging the patient: Could you help me? Could you give out a few...
What is God?
One morning at church, the pastor was preaching about what God was and wasn’t.He...
The Talking Monkey
A police officer came upon a terrible wreck where the driver and passenger had...
Just in case
“Mr. Chilton,” the analyst said, “I think this will be your last visit.”"Does that...
Daylight Savings Time Reform
Immodest Proposal #1: Daylight Savings Time Reform Richard S. Holmes, RICH@suhep.phy.syr.edu It happens every...
Top ten ways to annoy your waiter
|10. Eight hour lunch, two dollar tip.9. Ask, “Excuse me, are you a really...
What’s long and hard and excites a girl…
What’s long and hard and excites a girl whenshe’s finally lucky enough to get...
Gas Attack
There was once a very prim and proper older lady who had a problem...
I hurt all over!
A young woman said to her doctor, ‘You have to help me, I hurt...
Signs and notices 01
These are supposedly actual signs that have appeared at various locations. Found written on...