Looking Good
While her husband was lying down, his wife removed his glasses. “You know, honey,”...
The duffer muffed his tee shot into the woods…
The duffer muffed his tee shot into the woods, then hit into a few...
Why do priests wear shorts in the shower?
Why do priests wear shorts in the shower?They don’t like to look down on...
Words of Wisdom!
If at first you don’t succeed, destroy all evidence that you tried. * A...
Iraqi Pilots
Q: Did you hear that it is twice as easy to train Iraqi fighter...
Where’s my heart?
Mildred was a 93 year-old woman who was particularly despondent over the recent death...
How To Be A Man!
1. Don’t call, ever.2. Name your penis. Be sure it is something narcissistic and...
Mail carriers.
What kind of drugs are mail carriers not tested for?SPEED!
Get A Boarder
There was this eighty-year-old man who was seeing the doctor for a checkup. The...
Clueless
Knock Knock Who’s there? Ida Ida who? Ida know.