I lost my wife!
Losing a wife can be hard. In my case it was almost fucking impossible!
Pocket Drinker
A businessman enters a tavern, sits down at the bar, and orders a double...
Museum Funny!
Q: What did King Tut say to the museum? A: I want my mummy!
Two Dogs….
The young Indian boy had spent most of his life in a quandry… He...
Your Starship Captain Might Be a Redneck If…
Your shuttlecraft has been up on blocks for over a month.He paints flames and...
What did the Jewish pedophile ask the little girl?
What did the Jewish pedophile ask the little girl? – “Hey, little girl, you...
Xmas Tree and Priest Alike
How are a Christmas tree and a priest alike?They both have ornamental balls.
A man goes to a psychiatrist…
A man goes to a psychiatrist. To start things off, the psychiatristsuggests they start...
Surgeon General Warnings
Surgeon General C. Everett Koop, in conjunction with research associate Dr. Ed Bluestone of...
With best intentions
As you may know, the Albuquerque housing market is becoming as tight as the...