How many lawyers does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
How many lawyers does it take to screw in a lightbulb?The real question is:...
Where’s My Pen
A doctor pulls out a thermometer from his shirt pocket. He looks at it...
Undercover detective
|A tourist asks a man in uniform, “Are you a policeman?”"No, I am an...
A morese-quito!
|What has 6 legs, bits and talks in code?A morese-quito!
Why The Man Crossed The Road
Why did the man cross the road?Because his penis told him to. or Because...
Tracking a Shoo-be-doo-be
Q: What do you look for when you’re tracking a shoo-be-doo-be?A: Shoo-be-doo-be-doo.
How did the blond break her leg while raking leaves?
How did the blond break her leg while raking leaves?She fell out of the...
What is a blondes way of safe sex?
What is a blonde’s way of having safe sex?Locking the car doors!
Knock Knock Biggish
Knock Knock Who’s there?BiggishBiggish who?No Thank you!
How many men?
How many men does it take to open a bottle of beer?None – it...