The Psychiatric Hotline
“Hello, welcome to the Psychiatric Hotline.”If you are obsessive-compulsive, please press 1 repeatedly. If...
The Vet/Taxidermist
There was once an aspiring veterinarian who put himself through veterinary school working nights...
The Flashlight
Why did the little girl bury her flashlight?Because the batteries died.
Blonde on Flight
On a plane bound for New York the flight attendant approached a blonde sitting...
Building a bridge
A man walking along a beach finds a lamp, picks it up, rubs it...
Beep-beep
The eighty-eight-year-old millionaire married an eighteen-year-old country girl. He was quite content, but after...
A ventriloquist was driving in the country…
A ventriloquist was driving in the country when he was attracted to alarge farm....
Stupid Insults 11/31
Gets his orders from another planet. Gets hypnotized on the de-spun section. Gets parity...
Engaged To Kate and Edith
An airplane pilot got engaged to two very pretty women at the same time....
Dumb,eh?
A man came home a day early from a business trip and discovered his...