Cannibals and Politicians
A cannibal was walking through the jungle and came upon a restaurant opened by...
You don’t want to hear these!
Things you don’t want to hear during surgery:1. Better save that. We’ll need it...
Partner takes vacation
|Signs Your Partner Needs A Vacation9. Every Tuesday he insists it’s his turn to...
Clinton’s Clock
Bill Clinton made up a list of things he can say to his secretaries...
TV Rubbish
I absolutley hate sex on the television…..I keep falling off!
The wrong definition
Way down in the deep south, in an area known as the ‘Bible Belt,’there...
Advantages of older women…
Advantages of dating older women…An older woman will never wake you up in the...
Wifespeak
Wifespeak/Translation You want: You wantWe need: I wantIt’s your decision: The correct decision should...
Whats the difference between a blond and a Mosquito?
Whats the difference between a blond and a Mosquito?The mosquito stops sucking after you...
Attempts by the dumb
SIX DIE TRYING TO SAVE CHICKEN – August 1, 1995 CAIRO, Egypt (AP) –...