Caught by a local tribe
|A Frenchman, an Englishman and a New Yorker were captured by cannibals. The chief...
Lawyers
A man calls his lawyers office. When the receptionist answers the phone he asks...
Did you see that?
|Two guys are out hunting deer. The first guy says, “Did you see that?”"No,”...
The last request
Father O’Grady was saying his goodbyes to the parishionersafter his Sunday morning service as...
Out of Paper!
Two Blonde men were in the woods hunting. One looked at the other and...
If Microsoft made toasters…
If Microsoft made toasters…Every time you bought a loaf of bread, you would have...
Redneck honeymoon.
The hillbilly man and his new bride were on their honeymoon. The first night...
The wife is not speaking to me
|One night, this guy come into a bar and asks the bartender for a...
The wall clock
One day a wife complained, “This wall clock almost killed my mother today.It fell...
Match
You know you’re a redneck when you lit a match in the bathroom and...