Wedding
She offered her honor, He honored her offer, And so all night long,it was...
How are a blonde legs like cheese wiz?
How are a blonde’s legs like cheese wiz? They’re both useless unless they’re spread!
The Best Time?
When is the best time to fake an orgasm?When a rotteweiler is f**king your...
There was once a wide mouth frog…
There was once a wide mouth frog. She had babies and she didn’t know...
How To Be A Man!
1. Don’t call, ever.2. Name your penis. Be sure it is something narcissistic and...
Blondes and Beer In Hell
A fellow dies, goes to hell, and is surprised when confronted by a room...
A sign
WE DON’T SERVE WOMEN HERE!(you have to bring your own)
Seems this elderly couple went to the clinic…
Seems this elderly couple went to the clinic and asked to be tested for...
The Fowl-Mouthed Parrot!
A woman was walking down the street past a pet shop, and when she...
Valentine’s Cards
A guy walks into a post office one day to see a middle-aged, balding...