The Secret Diary of a Cat
DAY 752 – My captors continue to taunt me with bizarre little dangling objects....
If Silicon Graphics ran Christmas…
|Ornaments would be priced slightly higher, but would hang on the tree remarkably quickly....
A lost frog!
|What’s green a slimy and found at the North Pole?A lost frog!
“You’ve Got Mail”
A man was sitting on his porch one afternoon when he noticed that his...
A pastor in Maine skipped services one Sunday…
A pastor in Maine skipped services one Sunday to go bear hunting.Along the trail...
Polak Signal Lights
An English guy is driving with a Polish guy as his passenger, when he...
Why do not women wear dresses in the winter?
Why don’t women wear dresses in the winter? – Chapped lips.
Definition of Outdoor Barbecuing
Definition of Outdoor Barbecuing ——————————— It’s the only type of cooking a “real” man...
The Mink Coat
A man walks into a very posh Rodeo Drive furrier with a gorgeous blonde...
Three legged Donkey
What do you call a donkey with three legs?A wonkey!