How does a man show he’s planning for the future?
Q: How does a man show he’s planning for the future?A: He buys two...
yo momma’s SO fat….
yo momma’s so fat she sat on a quarter and a booger popped out...
Universal Corporate Translator
“ENTRY-LEVEL POSITION”:You’ll be making under $6 an hour.- – - – -”ENTRY-LEVEL POSITION IN...
Here kitty kitty kitty
This chick goes to her docter and tells him that she can?t get any...
Horoscopes by Adam Sandler
Aquarius (Jan 23 – Feb 22) – You have an inventive mind and are...
The Big Scare
Lee was known among his friends for the punctuality with which he sent his...
A Round For The House
A drunk walks into a bar and says, “Bartender, buy everyone in the house...
Christmas Humor
Knock, knock?Whos there?Megan and chickenMegan and chicken who?He’s megan a list and chicken it...
A story with a morale
A man, called to testify at the IRS, asked his accountant for advice on...
A bus filled with politicians was driving through the…
A bus filled with politicians was driving through thecountryside one day, on the campaign...