Until Twelve
I was twelve before I realized I could cough without having a doctor hold...
Polaks Crossing A River
Two Polaks are walking down opposite sides of a river when they notice each...
Five Maxims of Making Excuses
1) The feebleness or banality of an excuse should never be a deterrent to...
The chicken/road across history.
Why did the chicken cross the road?:JERRY FALWELL: Because the chicken was gay! Isn’t...
The little boy comes home from school and asks mom…
The little boy comes home from school and asks mom, “Where do babies come...
Bill Gates In Purgatory
Bill gates has been in a car accident. He finds himself in purgatory, being...
Reasons to stay at work all night
|1. Act out your version of a company takeover.2. Find a way to change...
A woman selling apples in New York…
A woman selling apples in New York is puzzled by a man who alwayscomes...
Imagine you`re in a room with no windows and no doors…
Imagine you`re in a room with no windows and no doors,how do you get...
Two Cow Defined (Classic)
DEFINING SOCIETIES VIA THE OWNERSHIP OF 2 COWSFEUDALISM: You have two cows. Your lord...