The Night Before Christmas
Twas the night before Christmas, and God it was neat.The kids were both gone,...
I can’t feel my legs!
A man wakes up in a hospital bed after a terrible accident and cries...
Australia…
Australia.Where men are real menAnd sheep are scared shitlessAnd where the term ‘Going Down...
My wife converted me to religion…
Moe: My wife converted me to religion.Joe: Really?Moe: Yes. Until I married her I...
My Grandparents
After Christmas break, a teacher asked her young pupils to write an essay about...
I’ll have nun of that!
A nun was walking in the convent when one of the Fathers noticed she...
Respectfully Cheating
Jack and Betty are celebrating their 50th wedding anniversary. “Betty, I was wondering —...
College Dorm
On the first day of college, the Dean addressed the students, pointing out some...
Why Canadian Hospitals Are Cheaper
The Vancouver Sun, Thursday, 18 March 1993, page A13 lead headline “United...