Fulfilling a promise
A woman recently lost her husband. She had him cremated and brought hisashes home....
Not me Sarge!
A drill sergeant had just chewed out one of his cadets, and as he...
Gems of Wisdom
The following gems of wisdom were gleaned from test papers and essays from elementary,...
A Blonde Goes On Who Wants To Be A Millionaire
Regis: “Barbara, you’ve done very well so far – $500,000 and one lifeline left...
So this Mexican dude was taking a piss on the side of a building…
So this Mexican dude was taking a piss on the side of a buildingand...
A precise location
Attorney to witness: “And where was the location of the accident?”Witness: “Approximately milepost 499.”Attorney:...
They Eloped
First Convict: I heard the Warden’s daughter up and married a guy down on...
Why do men name their penises?
Q. Why do men name their penises? A. Because they want to be on...
Why cannot Santa have children?
Why can’t Santa have children? He only comes once a year.
Signs You Took Y2K Too Serious
You didn’t find out that nothing happened for a week because you were holed...