Speaking with the general
|It was a dark, stormy, night. The Marine was on his first assignment, and...
Defining the Americans
|We yell for the Government to balance the budget, then take the last dime...
If Dear Abby Was A Man…
If Dear Abby Was A Man…Q: My fiance still has feelings for his old...
Does it hurt when you do this?
|Doctor: Does it hurt when you do this?Patient: Yes.Doctor: Well, don’t do that.
Blonde weighs baby
At a pharmacy, a blonde asked to use the infant scale to weigh the...
The doctor had just completed his examination…
The doctor had just completed his examination of thegorgeous redhaired beauty.”I would suggest to...
Dealing with a juggler
|Juggler, driving to his next performance, was stopped by the police. “What are those...
Red fire fighter
|There are four wheels and eight men on a fire engine.Four and eight makes...
Fruit of your Life
What did 1 strawberry say to another?Answer, if you weren’t so fresh you wouldn’t...
Conversion
A Jewish lawyer was troubled by the way his son turned out, and went...