A man and his Alligator
A man and his alligator walk into a bar and the man asks, “Does...
Until Twelve
I was twelve before I realized I could cough without having a doctor hold...
Many Sayings On Love And Sex
“Don’t worry. I’ve had a vasectomy/hysterectomy.” “I won’t come in your mouth, I promise.”...
An old lady owned two monkeys…
An old lady owned two monkeys. One day they both died,so she took them...
Why Orgasms?
Q: Why do blondes have orgasms?A: So they know when to stop having sex!
The Speech
An Englishman, a Scotsman, and an Irishman are all to give speaches to the...
Before performing a baptism, the priest approached…
Before performing a baptism, the priest approached the young father and said solemnly, “Baptism...
Two kids meet
A new neigbour arrives. The kids meet.The local kid:”My mom was born in California!Where...
Physicist
Q: What did the blonde say to the physicist?A: “Why, I just love nuclear...