Snake joke
First snake:I hope I’m not poisonous.Second snake:Why?First snake:Because I bit my lip!
An angry husband returned home one night to find his wife…
An angry husband returned home one night to find his wifein bed with a...
Quote and counter-quote.
Woman’s Quote of the Day:”Men are like fine wine. They all start out like...
All the strange names
|One Day Stupid, Trouble, and Shut Up were driving along in their car when...
Athletes
If athletes get athlete’s foot, what do astronauts get? – Mistle toe, of course!
A Florida Genie
A man was walking along a Florida beach and stumbled across an old lamp....
Beltway Holdups
TRAFFIC JAM A man on his way home from work at the Pentagon came...
After a couple of years a couple wanted to have children…
After a couple of years a couple wanted to have children, but nothing worked.So...
This guy unexpectedly got the day off and decided…
This guy unexpectedly got the day off and decided he wouldspend it on the...
Dead Ringer, Part II
With the hunchback still dead, and his no-armed replacement still dead, the church leader...