Jonah and the Whale
A little girl was talking to her teacher about whales. The teacher said it...
What will communism be like when perfected?
Little Boy: What will communism be like when perfected?His Father: Everyone will have what...
This fellow dies and goes to heaven…
This fellow dies and goes to heaven. God offers to answer three questions.guy: “Why...
Too many beers.
So I said “Hey man, that’s my beer.”Then he says, “No man, that’s my...
Some yogurt visits a local bar
|Two cartons of yogurt walk into a bar. The bartender, who was a tub...
The Cow and the Chicken
So there is a cow and a chicken. And the cow goes… Baak!Baak! LOL...
Polak Crossed The Road
Q: Why did the Polak cross the road?A: He couldn’t get his dick out...
Things You Don’t Want To Hear
Things you don’t want to hear during surgery:Better save that. We’ll need it for...
Medium Smeduim!
For months, Mrs. Pitzel had been nagging her husband to go with her to...
Duck shopper
A duck walks in to a drug store and asks for a condom.The sales...