Rejected Greeting Card Sentiments
GREETING CARDS UNSUCCESSFULLY MARKETED BY HALLMARK1. Happy Vasectomy! Hope you feel zippy! ‘Cause when...
What are the worst 3 years of a blondes life?
What are the worst 3 years of a blondes life?The 1st grade.
Human Resources Memo!
TO: All Employees FROM: Human ResourcesIt has been brought to management’s attention that some...
McQuillan walked into a bar
|McQuillan walked into a bar and ordered martini after martini, each time removing the...
Get Me Another Lawyer
Defendant: Your Honor, I want you to appoint me another lawyer.Judge: And why is...
Five penises
A man goes into a doctor’s office and says “Doctor! Doctor! I have fivepenises!”The...
Heaven or Hell?
There are three guys who are good friends. One is an American, oneis Polish,...
Why do all blondes all have a dimple on their chin and a flat forehead?
Why do all blondes all have a dimple on their chin and a flat...
Request before death
|A murderer, sitting in the electric chair, was about to be executed.”Have you any...
Rabbit Catching
Q: How do you catch a unique rabbit? A: Unique up on him.Q: How...