Five Most Constipated people in Bible
The five most constipated people in the Bible:1. Cain-who wasn’t able.2. King Solomon-who sat...
Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day…
Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day.Teach him how...
Undocumented Windows Errors
?WinErr: 001 Windows loaded – System in danger?WinErr: 002 No Error – Yet?WinErr: 003...
If Ted Kennedy, Dan Quayle, Bob Packwood and Bill Clinton…
If Ted Kennedy, Dan Quayle, Bob Packwood andBill Clinton all had a spelling contest,...
A frog with hiccups!
|Whats green and can jump a mile a minute?A frog with hiccups!
Newt coming out
One gay man says to the other, did you hear Newt Gingrich is coming...
Indicator
A businessman entered a tavern, sat down at the bar, and ordered a doublescotch...
Mistakes on a resume
|These are from actual resumes: “Personal: I’m married with 9 children. I don’t require...
Fatherly feelings
One night a wife found her husband standing over their baby’s crib. Silently she...
A woman goes to her doctor who verifies that she is pregnant…
A woman goes to her doctor who verifies that she is pregnant. This is...