Why Birds Fly South
Why do birds fly south for the winter?Because it’s too far to walk!
The Politically Correct Country Club
Did you hear about the local country club that was determined to be politcally...
A smart Blonde
Q: How did a Blonde try to kill a bird ?? A: She through...
Confucious say
Confucious say…All who fly upside-down have crack up.He who stand on toilet high on...
Elephants VII
What do you do when an elephant comes through the window?Swim for it…
This tells me that I must be drunk
|A man walks into a bar and orders one shot. Then he looks into...
I think I’ll try a nicer approach
|Every night, after dinner, a man took off for the local tavern. He spent...
The Truth
With all due respect, President Clinton was telling the truth when he said he...
The Boy Who Thinks He’s A Chicken
Girl to Doctor: Doctor, Help! My brother thinks he’s a chicken! Doctor: How long...
Signs and notices 13
These are supposedly actual signs that have appeared at various locations. Sign in a...